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I saw this really stylish dude at the zombie party yesterday. He was wearing a tight black bra, tiny shorts, and a rabbit hood from which a sharp wave of black hair protruded. His stomach also protruded, but I noticed that he had a really beautiful back. Seriously. Are back models a thing? He would be at the top of that field. That thing was sculpted from iron wax. Its contours flowed in sinewy glory, and it glowed like burnished cream. I don’t think that I’ve ever seen such striking inconsistency in a gentleman’s beauty, though I have seen a fair number of mediocre guys with great hair.

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