Toes of the Town

So. I’m obviously really excited for the show on Tuesday. You know the one. The one at the Velvet Underground by Bathurst and Queen. I don’t even know why I took the time to specify when you clearly know the one already. We go on at midnight.


Anyway! I realised that I didn’t really have any shoes that would be completely worthy of covering my feet on such a night. Around this point, I considered the fact that I wouldn’t even need to cover my feet if I weren’t so ashamed of them.


At a period soon after this point, the opportunity for a pedicure was presented to me. Solution!


At first, I thought that my feet looked weird in their cleanliness. My big toe looked too big. I was momentarily worried. Do toes get bigger with age? Is this going to be a problem? I’d only just found a decent pair of socks for the first time in my life. Then I remembered someone’s comment about the size of my toes from 2007, and I realised that my toes have always been like this. I feel better now.


Now my feet look great, and the show’s going to be even greater.


You lucky fools.


It’s going to be an awesome time.

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