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Anudder Woman

I still remember that whole plot in “Batman Forever”, one of my favourites, where the awkward, poorly socialized Edward Nygma idolizes his rich, glamorous superior, Bruce Wayne, and obsesses over him to the point of emulation. I remember seeing it again in “Iron Man 3” with the exact same hair. Before and after. And again in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2”. Different hair and blue skin, Worse teeth.

But now that classic “Notice Me, Senpai” school of villainy is back at DC with Kristen Wiig’s Barbara Minerva in the new Wonder Woman movie, and all is right with the world. Well, many things aren’t. But this is.

It’s a good movie. That’s what I’m saying.

PreciXion

Everyone’s saying that the name of the new Xbox console, the Series X, is leading all of these ill informed parents to accidentally buy the old Xbox One X consoles because of similar naming.

But I can’t imagine how that could happen on a significant scale. Was I the only kid who made sure to specify exactly what I wanted on my Christmas lists or whatever?

“To be clear. We want ‘Super Smash Bros. Melee’. We already have ‘Super Smash Bros.' We want ‘Super Smash Bros. Melee’ for Gamecube. It comes as a disk, not a cartrridge. ‘Melee’.”

Even my father understood that. And then he proudly ran back into the house from the store at the beginning of December to show it off to us before he wrapped it up and hid it away till Christmas.

So yeah, kids. If you don’t want another Xbox One X, just be clear. It’s just a good life lesson in general.

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Bonus Question!

Best X?

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May the 4th and More(th)

Everyone knows “May the 4th be with you”. It’s like Easter. It’s the same for everyone. But then you have Revenge. Of the 5th or 6th? That’s more denominational. Like the sabbath. For some it’s Sunday, but others prefer Saturday. Honestly, since the Sith have the Rule of Two, it makes a kind of sense to celebrate both.

But you know what May really needs next on the Star Wars pun front?

“Return of the Jed-Ides”. The 15th! The Ides of May! The Ides are famous for being fatal to one emperor in Caesar, and “Return” is the movie where another emperor meets his own end. And I only realized that after I’d already come up with the pun.

And this year’s is on a Friday, which I just like because Fridays are awesome.

Happy “Return of the Jed-Ides”, Force friends!

Sith Stuff

I remember when The Old Republic came out over the holiday season of 2011. It focused on an era of Star Wars I loved, but I wasn’t feeling an especial call to actually play it. Its gameplay basically just seemed like a rougher version of World of Warcraft, which I was already playing. But in the week after Christmas, I was convinced to give it a try, and in that first period after its release, the wave of excitement around it just added to the wondrous experiences offered by the diverse facets of its story. That excitement fell off after a while, and I did too. I’ve occasionally poked my head in, but I didn’t really think I would again.

But it’s been on my mind recently. The time of year and the recency of “Rise of Skywalker” probably played some role. Again, I wasn’t planning to actually play it, but I decided to download it just in case. And then I hit the play button on that same day. Again, it was the week after Christmas, and I was drawn in far enough to give it a chance. I’m really not going to treat it like Warcraft or anything, but the story’s intrigued me enough to basically let it play out like a single player narrative game with the bonus of having other people around in the world. It’ll be a spurt, and then I’ll drop it again, but right now, it’s a prime source for a legendary era of Star Wars wherein all that wild Jedi and Sith nonsense I love so deeply flourished across a galaxy that often looked even more fantastical than what the epoch of the films would show.

Bonus Question!

What’s your Sith name?

Darth Yowl.

Christmas Twist

So. I went into "Last Christmas" with no knowledge and the general desire to see a festive romantic comedy. That happened. But you know what I got for seeing a Christmas movie that was released right after Halloween? That's right! A spooky twist!

Spoilers? Sure. I'm talking to myself here.

It's one of those "They've been dead for 15 years!" things.

Except it’s really just one year. There's a reason for it.

Also, the entire soundtrack is George Michael for some reason, but I was probably the last person to learn that.



Bonus Question!

Favourite George Michael song?



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