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My Friend Zone Rules Actually

So a guy who’s been my friend since 2015 just said that’s over because I won’t fuck him. Really great dude too. Apart from that, obviously.

This kind of thing has happened before, but the time from start to finish could usually be measured in minutes or hours instead of years. Has this ever happened to any of you across such a span of time?


Bonus Question!

Best zone?

Gorilla Love

Have you ever seen two big gorillas walk past each other on an airplane aisle? With those big broad shoulders? They brush against each other, and in that moment, their fur meshes together so perfectly. You just want to put your hand in the middle and wallow in the velvety softness.

But then maybe one gorilla skipped leg day and thus narrows as his body continues, and the other gorilla’s hind section has nothing to rub up against. Expectations are disrupted.

Sometimes that’s how relationships end.

Bonus Quetion!

Best gorilla?

Optimus Primal.

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